Weird Valentine's Day Card

"Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ Ponies doing it/ Remind me of you."

Make a valentine card for one partner. Theme is of your choosing, but should be weird or dark or quirky. Check profiles for inspiration. Sender's choice. Quick turnaround because I posted this at the last minute.

You do not have to go all out craftwise, but if you use a stock image or storebought card, try to alter it a bit to make it your own.

But wait... there's more!

"Roses are red/ Violets are blue/ You can't be mine/ I worship Cthulu."

Thanks and I am here to answer your questions.